I’ve tried breaking up with you in the past, but for some reason you keep showing up; uninvited. You come at the most inconvenient times, causing me extreme duress and discomfort.
My family is concerned about my well-being. They’re talking about an intervention.
Mirgraine, consider this your dear John letter. I don’t want to see you anymore. We’re no good for each other. Please don’t contact me again.